A Realistic Post

Who am I kidding. I am not fooling a blessed soul by pretending to write my essay 2 days before it's due. I never was, never will be that diligent about sosc (that is the correct spelling) and I might as well face reality. I have been slacking off since 2 PM like it's my job, an expression stolen from Mary Kate.

So here is the uncensored evolution story behind my essay.














2 PM -4PM: Heading















5 PM: Switch order of heading. Put fake title on my paper.















6:45: Have intro paragraph.















7:45 Change the font to size 26, because there's no way I'm getting 2 pages tonight. I still have Egyptian to do. And because, come on...















There's no way I'm getting my life together enough tonight to write/bullshit 4.75 more pages about Marx.

Do you know how I chose the topic for this essay? The other 2 topics all required me having a more than minimal knowledge about Adam Smith. Process of elimination.

ANYWAY, here are some other things you're missing by not being here:














and it was Matthew's first birthday today:














HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUISHY FACE!