My mom's way of having one of those "It's never too early to talk about drugs and drink" talk

I called my mom tonight after doing the dishes. Part of the conversation went something like this:

Me: "My last final is Thursday, Mami."
Mami: "THURSDAY! What are you going to do ALL DAY Friday?"
Me: "I don't know Mom! I'm sure I'll think of something. Pack?"
Mami: "Are you going to drink?" (giggle giggle)
Me: "Huh?"
Mami: "Doesn't everyone get drunk after their last final?" (giggle giggle)
Me: ...?

My mom has NEVER talked about drinking without mentioning fire, brimstone, wrath of God, and Hell in the same sentence.

My mom is becoming ultra-hip.

If YOU'RE SUGGESTING IT MOM....

(just kidding)