I'll be the first to admit I'm not the brightest box in the crayon

Recently, Julie has been getting a grand kick out of something I said, namely, that I thought killer whales were sharks. This came up over the weekend when we were talking about killer whale (sharks), and I mentioned how I thought they were sharks. Since then, I have been inundated with pictures such as this:










All sent by Julie, in order to educate me about the fine nuances between sharks and whales.

Behold: the one on the LEFT is a WHALE, the one on the RIGHT, is a SHARK.

Each day, she periodically breaks out into wee giggles in her corner between translating Arabic and doing her homework for next month in the Dynamic Earth and Environment, saying:

"Shark....teeheehee...whale....teeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

However, I was not the one who just struggled for 3 minutes to open up a vitamin container.

Also, when I change my "screensaver," I don't actually go and change my "desktop."

That's right. I might not know the difference between a whale and a shark, I might have been pronouncing "vaginal" wrong my entire life, but I do know what my desktop and my screensaver are (Julie). I've also known since about 2nd grade that mechanical pencils are indeed retractable.

You can go take that picture of a killer shark (whale) off your screensaver now. Or OOPS, do I mean your desktop?