Sunday, March 05, 2006

Who needs sociology when you can eat junk food?

Life would be SO MUCH EASIER with this:

A batter syringe that would enable the cook to squirt the cupcake batter into the cupcake tins prior to baking. The opening would be wide-ish to accomodate for blueberries, walnuts, rat feces, what have you, that might be put into the cupcakes.

I can see I hit the big one with this idea. This entire past week I've been saying that really, I just need one thing to make me lots and lots of money, and then I would not have to worry about writing papers ever again.

This idea is not yet patented.

**EDIT TO ANSWER IMPORTANT QUESTIONS**

A pastry bag would NOT suffice because there is always stuff left in it. Always. Like a toothpaste tube when you run out of toothpaste and have no more, so you try to roll the tube up, then end up having to cutt the bottom off to get to the last bit of the toothpaste. And it breaks my heart to have to waste good batter in those squeegie tube things.

And Paul...wow. A NEVER saw a pancake batter dispenser. I wish I would have. But if it's not sold at my local Walgreens for $9.99 or less, as far as I'm concerned, it does not exist.

4 Comments:

At 1:59 PM, Blogger Russell said...

How exactly would a pastry bag not suffice?

 
At 1:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

over here we can't be worrying about cupcake dispensers because we're still working on some sort of high-powered spoon. We told someone the cheesecakes we made were hand mixed. I don't think she realized we really meant it.

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Russell said...

re: edit

Fair enough, if the syringe angle is really an integral part of such a device, would this decorating syringe double for the tool you've in mind? It seems like the batter capacity of the linked item may not really be adequate, though I wonder if any syringe sufficiently large would not be rather unwieldy.

In a less pricey way, it seems this cream syringe might also do.

 
At 3:34 PM, Blogger Kat said...

adrianne, i will buy your cupcake syringe.

 

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