Give you what you want

Two different people asked me yesterday why I only write about sad things on my blog (i.e. me eating moldy bread and the really unglorified, mundane minutiae of my life. I guess I'll tell you right now here that I cut my finger with a bread knife and it hurts a lot). This is because I treat this like the news channels on television: I write the news here, and all the news shown on TV is bad.

However, I guess I can update with good news:

Last week, it was discovered that the reason my dishwasher hasn't been working for 2 whole months was because we were using soap that wasn't supposed to go in automatic dishwashers.